Fair Profits*
What happens to money at the Wayne County Fair?
I truly don't know and I really don't care.
Go ask the Fair accountant who dispenses
Whatever money is used for expenses.
Whether the Fair produces a profit or loss
Is a question to direct at the fairground boss
Determine what the cost of a crown might have been
To adorn the hair of this year's County Queen.
Surely someone knows what the carnies were paid
In return for long hours at their carnival trades.
Find out where the annual reports are filed
Those might tell you if the Board has gone wild.
Don't waste time asking me; I'm not from Wayne.
Considering such questions is only a pain.
What happens to money at the Wayne County Fair?
I truly don't know and I really don't care.
