Cut the Free Service...

Name: david conway

UserEmail: globalxx@xxxxxxx.net

Date: Tuesday, August 20, 2002

Time: 01:50 AM

Comments:

i do believe any one who knows this is intelegent enough to know what pro bono means we are educucated im sure and my bet is that we are all over 130 iq yes so cut the free service stuff off ok

The Patriarch replies:

David:

I'm afraid I'm not "intelegent" to understand just what your problem is here.

But if you don't like the fact this Church provides free ordination and free degrees, we are prepared to make a special exception in your case. We will ordain you for $1000.00 and issue you with a degree for $10,000, payable in advance of course.

And for everyone else, it is still free.